How To Eat My Pussy

Once upon a time, I was dancing in a bar in New Jersey. I was nude on stage and below me a very, handsome, black man looked up at me and said, “I bet you like your pussy eaten very softly”. I replied, “You must be eating a pussy that looks just like mine”.

That was very true and observant of him. Being the MILF that I am, I don’t lie there and and let a man try to guess on the right way to give me oral as I might have in my younger years. I truly am perverse. My brain always leans towards sex. A long time ago, I was eating a large, green olive one day and started sucking the pimento out of the middle. It reminded me so much of a clitoris. I started playing with the pimento with my tongue. I thought that if I ever was going to instruct anyone on the art of oral sex with a woman, I would demonstrate with an olive. I am sure you can visualize this. So pucker up guys this is how I want it…

First of all, I want to be sniffed. Take your time a smell the aroma. My best lovers always bury their face in my pussy and smell it like a bouquet of flowers. Then kiss my thighs and tease, tease, tease until my clitoris gets nice and puffy. Once I had a lover that had such a sexy voice that my pussy would get instantly engorged when he spoke to me.

I think all women need to be worshipped, me included. So worshipping and telling me how beautiful and delicious I am heightens the excitement and increases lubrication. Now pucker up your lips and get them nice and wet and softly do circular motions with them on my clit and big lips. I like soft, little kisses… and make them noisy. Once in awhile you can insert a finger inside of me, but not too deeply. If you are really good, I will come in seconds. It is best to withdraw so that I don’t come too fast. As you know, building an orgasm is better than having one.

Don’t forget to practice on an olive!

16 thoughts on “How To Eat My Pussy

  1. mr davey

    Dearest Persia,

    I will remember your olive example the next time I dine on your pussy. I love to please you and I know that eating your pussy will make me strong and healthy. Your pussy is most delicious and not at all fattening. You should bottle up your pussy juice and sell it as a rare love potion so other men can be strong and healthy like me.
    Love you,
    mr davey

  2. mr davey

    Dear lovely and brilliant Persia.

    Would I be in competition with the monkey rocker machine in making you squirt? That machine looks like it could cause you hurt if you are not careful. I do not want you to ever be hurt by such a machine, so please be careful my love. Question for you my dear: Is the quantity of the pussy juice you produce a normal by-product of and proportional to the satisfaction you receive in having your pussy licked, stimulated and pampered? Or can your pussy juice production even be correlated with your satisfaction? Inquiring minds want to know, oh most highly exalted goddess of daty (dining at the “Y”).
    I believe the information you are promulgating in this “How to eat my Pussy” blog may be very beneficial for a man who might want to enhance his sexual relationship with his lady. But what if such a man would find his lady’ s pussy having a foul aroma? What should he do then?
    The knowledge and fine art of pleasuring a lady through cunnilingus seems to have been lost in modern man’ s brutish drive to pump his lady’ s pussy with the intent of fucking her brains out.
    The irony is that many women who might seem to want their brains fucked out do not really seem to have a brain to be fucked out. Ha ha, maybe. Such females are rightfully called bimbos and airheads.
    Conclusion: A mind is a terrible thing to waste when engaging in any type of sex.

    mr. davey confucous

    P.S. Confucous say: Woman who fly upside have crack up.

  3. Mr.X

    Your hairy pussy is so great to sniff and kiss and lick in little circles. I especially love it when it gets all tight as you cum on my face. I love to lick your juices..and I am pretty damned sure I lick your pussy the way you described!!! I love your pussy

    Mr. X

  4. Lucky Al

    I just got back from the grocery store with a jar of olives. Practice makes perfect! I’m am in total agreement with Mr Davey. Your pussy juice is the sweetest thing on the planet and you would make millions if you could bottle it. Yum yum…

    So, I am thinking you need to develop a rating system for pussy eaters, 1-no good, 10-off the charts… I am pretty sure I am at least an 8 by your description. I would expect a 10 rating when I get you to squirt it all over my face!

    BTW… the worshiping Persia part is easy… who can resist worshiping you like a goddess and treating you like a princess… certainly not I… ;-)

  5. mahmud

    hi i am 26 year old and i would like to meet you and kiss your pussy and all your body. i like you really.you are too sexy.you make me so hot.i kiss yor pussy from sweden.

  6. mr davey

    Dear sweet Persia,

    Do you realize you are taking porn to a new level of beauty and pleasure from the days of men pumping a woman’ s pussy with reckless abandon with their shoes and socks on. In the old blue movies sometimes women were still fully or half clothed and even wearing socks and shoes. Such movies are anything but stimulating for me. I remember when the novel “Lady Chatterly’ s Lover” was being read by young girls and getting them horny with its lucid depictions of cunnilingus. But young men were not as stimulated by reading the novel and could not understand why the young ladies were so turned on by it. For young men, like me then, the very thought of eating a lady’ s pussy was repugnant. My sexy cheerleader high school girlfriend would push my head into her pussy when we were making out wanting me to eat her pussy like you want yours to be eaten. But I can remember resisting and being bewildered as to what I was supposed to do. In ignorance, I would put my chin in her pussy and rub it around. That way I kept my mouth from having to taste her pussy juices. Such an ignortant attitude! I did not know what I was missing in being able to pleasure a lady with my mouth and tongue. But then again, my girlfriend did not know how to suck my cock either. I kept having to tell her to not bite it with her teeth. Sometimes I was afraid she was gong to bite it off like when Lorena Bobbitt cut off her husband’s dick with a knife and threw it
    out the window. Such actions tend to rob a man of his sexual pleasure. ha ha maybe. But I read that his dick was found and sewed back into place so he could make porno movies. Amazing, the wonders of medical science.
    My how far we have come since then. Now I get excited just thinking about eating your pussy and I am sure your other lovers feel the same way, right lucky Al and Mr. X?
    Persia, you are too much of a woman for one man. I guess that is why you love the adult sex business so much where you can be pleasured by many men and also get paid for it.

    Love you
    mr davey

  7. mr davey

    Persia,

    Here is repeat of this email. Hope it transmits now.

    mr davey

    Dear sweet Persia,

    Do you realize you are taking porn to a new level of beauty and pleasure from the days of men pumping a woman’ s pussy with reckless abandon with their shoes and socks on. In the old blue movies sometimes women were still fully or half clothed and even wearing socks and shoes. Such movies are anything but stimulating for me. I remember when the novel “Lady Chatterly’ s Lover” was being read by young girls and getting them horny with its lucid depictions of cunnilingus. But young men were not as stimulated by reading the novel and could not understand why the young ladies were so turned on by it. For young men, like me then, the very thought of eating a lady’ s pussy was repugnant. My sexy cheerleader high school girlfriend would push my head into her pussy when we were making out wanting me to eat her pussy like you want yours to be eaten. But I can remember resisting and being bewildered as to what I was supposed to do. In ignorance, I would put my chin in her pussy and rub it around. That way I kept my mouth from having to taste her pussy juices. Such an ignortant attitude! I did not know what I was missing in being able to pleasure a lady with my mouth and tongue. But then again, my girlfriend did not know how to suck my cock either. I kept having to tell her to not bite it with her teeth. Sometimes I was afraid she was gong to bite it off like when Lorena Bobbitt cut off her husband’s dick with a knife and threw it
    out the window. Such actions tend to rob a man of his sexual pleasure. ha ha maybe. But I read that his dick was found and sewed back into place so he could make porno movies. Amazing, the wonders of medical science.
    My how far we have come since then. Now I get excited just thinking about eating your pussy and I am sure your other lovers feel the same way, right lucky Al and Mr. X?
    Persia, you are too much of a woman for one man. I guess that is why you love the adult sex business so much where you can be pleasured by many men and also get paid for it.

    Love you
    mr davey

  8. Steven

    Persia wrote:
    “First of all, I want to be sniffed. Take your time a smell the aroma. My best lovers always bury their face in my pussy and smell it like a bouquet of flowers. Then kiss my thighs and tease, tease, tease until my clitoris gets nice and puffy. Once I had a lover that had such a sexy voice that my pussy would get instantly engorged when he spoke to me.
    I think all women need to be worshipped, me included. So worshipping and telling me how beautiful and delicious I am heightens the excitement and increases lubrication. Now pucker up your lips and get them nice and wet and softly do circular motions with them on my clit and big lips. I like soft, little kisses… and make them noisy. Once in awhile you can insert a finger inside of me, but not too deeply”

    it’s exactly the description of my way to lick a pussy, can I hope to run for licking your ?

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